Friday, August 18, 2006

A Long-ass Meme

Well, here is a long-ass meme from Sassyfeme, who got it from Courtney.  I watched a few souls toiling to fill this out.  I finally decided to try.  Let me know if you write one, they're fun to read.

1. How tall are you barefoot?  5' '7"

2. Have you ever been cheated on? Uh, Yeahhh...

3. Do you own a gun?  No, never have I EVER owned a gun.  I have ALWAYS been against guns.  I am a pacifist.  But I have a lot of rage at a LOT of people, so it's good for them I don't have a gun.  However... Pilots now have guns..HELL, We are the ones who NEED the damn guns against terrorists in the cabins.  Pilots have bullet proof heavy metal doors up in that freakin' cockpit.  We have to stand there & gaurd pilots with our bodies behind a fucking bar cart when they come out to pee.  The company won't even let us have stun guns.  I am starting to feel the need for a gun.  Besides Syd (Adrenaline's Shadow) has 30 of the damn things.  hahahahahaha!

2.What do you think of hot dogs?   I LOVE hotdogs at summer BBQ's!  I Love the Hotdogs at Grey's Papaya on 6th Av & 8th St in NYC.  Addicted, actually.
Shut UP!  I KNOW they're nasty & bad for me.  When have I ever been addicted to anything good for me???

3. What's your favorite Christmas song?  Silent Night 

4. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?   Boiled skim milk with a decafinated tea bag in it & Stevia sweetner.  Stop going eeewww..  Just put skim milk in a big cup with a decaf tea bag & sweetner into a microwave, turn on for 4 minutes, Voila - Fabulous!

5. Do you do push-ups?  uh, NO.  Really should start.  I've lost 47 lbs now!

6. Have you ever done ecstasy?  Never.  Had it been around in my day, I probably would have.  POT was my drug of choice for a decade.  All day.  Also had a cocain habit twice...  Both very hard to stop. 
I've been clean & dry for 26yrs now.  Don't even do caffine.  Definately NOT as much fun at parties as I used to be!  There just comes a time when some of us just have to put down the stupid shit & grow the fuck up.  I had to do it sober.

7. Do you like Disney World? Only been to Disneyland in LA 3 times& LOVE it !!!

8. Do you like the rain?  Not really, but it smells good.  And nature needs it.

9. Do you own a knife?  Just my old Girl Scout Camp knife.

10. What do you smell like?  Red, Halston, Clinique Aromatics Elixer, & sometimes Patuoli oil depending on my mood.

11. Do you have A.D.D.?  sometimes I truly wonder...

12. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. The beach was beautiful & peaceful today.  My Eyeballs itch.  Why am I ALWAYS so fucking horney I MEAN HUNGARY???
13. Name the last 3 things you have bought today. Baha Fresh Bare Burrito in a bowl, groceries, Revlon "Swoop" (it's melon color) nail polish.

14. Name five drinks you regularly drink. Hot decafinated Tea, Water, An Orangejuice/Banana/yogart smoothie ea day, lime Perrier, & tomato juice not necessarily in that order.  No more diet soda for me.

15. What time did you wake up today?  12noon.  But I went to sleep at 0400AM.

16. Can you spell?  Not very gud.

17. Current worries?  Terrorists.  No money.  Doris dying.  Me dying.  Loosing everything.  Loosing my mind.  The stupid war.  Soldiers dying.

18. Current hate ?  Mean asswipe mother fuckers.  Con artists.  Lazy bums.  George Bush & his supporters.  Liars.  Bullies.

19. Favorite place to be? HOME with Doris, preferably IN BED watching TV! (Preferably after Loving!)

20. Least favorite place to be?  Stuck around screaming children - all ages- on a plane or sitting in church all day.

21. Where do you want to go? .Camping in the Poconos, or Provincetown!

22. Do you own slippers?  No.  I like bare feet.

23. Where do you think you will be in 10 years?  In a house in the Country with lots of land & trees & a lake or river!  Maybe a mountain or two! 
Or riding thru America in a RV!!  Maybe both!!

24. Do you burn or tan?  Burn if Im not careful.  I've tried to stay out of the sun since I was 30.  It has really helped my complexion.
25. Yellow or blue?  Blue if those are the choices, but I like Purple, Pink & Black.

26. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate?  Hell no, that's stupid.

27. Last time your cell rang?  I only turn it on to make calls.

28. What songs do you sing in theshower?  None.  I like baths.

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?  My mother.  She was crazy.  It was sad.

30. How much cash do you have on you?  $14.00.

31. Last thing that made you laugh?  Doris at the beach when I was holding her hand & painting her nails, people were staring.  She said it would probably be okay with them if you were Asian.  (Doris is black.) (She said it, I didn't) 

32. Best bed sheets you had as a child?  Little pink flowers with green leaves.

33. Worst injury you've ever had?  My back goes out.

34. Where have you been out of US?  Canada, Mexico, New Zeland, Fiji, Hawaii - before it became a state, Barbados, Jamaca, Columbia..(during my drug years.)
I don't like to leave the US.

35. Who is your loudest friend?  Sometimes Doris.

36. Who is your most silent friend?  Sometimes Doris.

37. Does someone have a crush on you?  No.  I went to SCA (Sexual Compulsives Anonymous) decades ago to make sure I didn't flirt, act out or otherwise mess up the good thing I have. 

38. Do you wish on stars?  No. But I love to star gaze and stare at the moon.  I pray.

39. What song did you last hear?  Luther Vandross "A House is Not a Home..
When I Climb the Stairs & You're Not There..."

40. What song do you want played at your funeral?  "Just A Closer Walk With Thee" done real slow & groovey with hands clapping.  Then "Precious Lord" (Doris can really Belt this one,)  Then  a rousing rendition of"One Glad Morning When This Life Is Over, I'll Fly Away.....  "

41. What were you doing at 12:00 last night?  Climbing into bed after getting home from a hard flight, with frozen grapes to munch on, turning on my laptop to read all your blog entries!

42. First thought upon waking up this morning?  Oh Boy!  We're going to the BEACH!!!!


syd888 said...

You go ahead and plan to aim that RV South for a visit, ya hear?  I'll take you shootin'

sunflowersnstone said...

It hurst to hear Luther anymore. The love he wrote about was not something he felt for himself. It is sad to know that he died from the harm done to his body when he was starving and purging. A beautiful voice, a man loved and adored but he couldnt see it. I just feel sad anymore when I hear him sing.

boy wasn't that an uplifting comment? LOL

zannetoro said...

Hey you! Great list--you are very funny! I take it from the answer about guns that you are a flight attendant? Re: Gray's Papaya, I'm with ya! :) Oh I could comment on sooo many of your answers but I that would end of looking like a post, so may I just say that really enjoyed getting to know a bit more about you! Have a wonderful time at the beach!  :D

bentfabric77 said...

ROFFLMFAO @ Doris' nail comment.  I could comment on many of those.

1. Boiled skim milk.  Ewww
2. Congrats on losing 47 lbs.  That is freaking awesome.
3. Next time I fly I have to watch what happens when the pilot goes to the restroom.  Assuming I'm close enough.  Can't believe you have to guard them.  It's cool to get some of the inside scoop of the airline industry.

sassyfemmect said...

Oh I liked reading this!

You guys seriously have to "guard" the pilots on their potty breaks?  How ridiculous.  Did you read the study that came out this week about hot dogs have DNA altering chemicals?  Ick, makes me not want them anymore.  Boiled skim milk w/a tea bag?  Um, gross!  47 lbs. lost is totally freakin' amazing, and I'm totally jealous!  But I know you've busted your butt to lose it.  I just sit on my butt.  Do you and Doris run into problems w/people b/c you're an interracial couple?  That's just so crazy.  

dghtronly said...

Love the list.
The 47 lbs lost is just AMAZING-Wonderful Wonderful feat! !
I think I found some of your lost lbs. there knocked on the door, but I wouldn't let them in--seemed a littled pissed.
Last I saw them they were heading toward Iowa.

Have a great rest of the weekend! !


justmyluck421 said...

Thanks for playing k! It was nice to have you visit. :) I LOL at your number 12 - great answer. Thanks for playing!

wordsrock said...

Excellent meme, terrific answers.
Really enjoyed reading it.
I may have to give it a whirl myself.

PS:  I wanna go to the beach too.

nfluxus said...

LOL...great list Kmae!! Hey I did it and I don't do these, just for you, so you have to go check it out. ~elizabeth