Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Got this meme from Sassy...

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Good Gawd, why did I cut my hair???


2. How much cash do you have on you?

$20

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

BORE


4. Favorite planet?
VENUS since it's supposed to be romantic.


5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
bill collector


6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
the Alleluia Chorus - it cracks me up.


7. What shirt are you wearing?
A longer sleep Tee shirt


8. Do you label yourself?
yep, Militant Bitch Dyke Feminist Flight Attendant


9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
Nikes before I took them off & crawled into bed. Ahhhhh.


10. Bright or dark room?

Bright. At this age I can't see that well in the dark anymore.


11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before y0u

Sassy- a great power of example- she lost SO much weight & has kept it off!


12. What does your watch look like?
It's a very nice Big gold man's watch & hangs loose on my arm.


13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I fell asleep before CSI Miami was even over around 2230, because I'd been up since 0515 flying all day.

But usually I'm watching David Letterman in bed!


14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"Hey Twizzel, whaz up?"


15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
In the next town by route 22.


16. What is a word that you say a lot?
RATSHIT!


17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Doris a few hours ago.


18. Last furry thing you touched?
Uhm, well....


19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
I've swallowed a shitload of Gas-x lately.


20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
About 20. I just don't have the money.


21. Favorite age you have been so far?
The 40's were truly the best! Y'all enjoy it while it lasts, believe me it goes fast.


22. Your worst enemy?
chocolate. pasta. carbs. Buttered movie popcorn. hell, I'm a food addict.


23. What is your current desktop picture?
a turquoise & pink smear


24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Oh my God, it's GOOD to lay down!


25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
a fucking million, are you kidding? I already fly.


26. Do you like someone?
Yep, adore her.


28. The last song you listened to?
Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch


28. What time of day were you born?
adopted, don't know.


29. Favorite number?

13


30. Where did you live in 1987?

920 Beechwood Dr, Richardson, Texas

OMG! I thought this said 1967 - told you I can't see in the dark.

In '87 I lived on Christopher St. & Bleeker in Greenwich Village!


31. Are you jealous of anyone?

Yes. I am a very jealous person. Doris however is not.


32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Yes. People who aren't happy.


33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
On my livingroom couch in a shocked stupor.


34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Bang & shake the machine.


35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Sometimes I am. Sometimes I'm mean.


36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I'd get a heart with Doris' name across it on my forearm above my wrist so when I'd serve a pasgr a drink & they said 'thank you Doris' I could say oh, I'm Gertrude - Doris is my lover!


37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

Spanish so I could impress my butch Latina friends.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Hell, I'm in Jersey aren't I???


39. Are you touchy feely?
Yes, but I control myself since it became politically incorrect.


40. What???s your life motto?
One day at a time, & This too shall pass...


41. Name three things that you have on you at all times.
Lipstick, debit card & a warm neck scarf in the winter.


42. What’s your favorite town/city?
NYC !! Most DEFINITELY. But I love L.A. too.


43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A Bare Chicken Burrito at Baha Fresh.


44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Last week- birthday cards: Doris on the 20th, my best gay boyfriend I went crazy with during the 70's on the 21st, & my best friend growing up on the 23rd. For some reason I get along quite well with Aquarians. (okay- Im a Gemini for inquiring minds..)


45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes, but Doris always does it for me.


46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

He married a woman who looks just like I did in the mid 60's when we were together.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Adopted. don't know.


48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Black satin trousers, black sweater with small silver stones around the neck, with a black silk quilted zipper jacket with silver leopard print on the rolled back cuffs.- D's bday.


49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My damn right knee & butt cheek from the gym today.


50. Have you been burned by love?

aaah, Yeah. 4 times. 2 men, then 2 women. But I've been with Doris 27 yrs, it was worth all the hell to get here... Usually. (grin.)

5 comments:

KMae said...

Okay you guys, when I copied this meme to answer, somehow the Obama/Beyonce utube got copied in there. It's pretty funny tho, no?
Utube doesn't work well for me because I have dial up.

eb said...

#8 - Go Kmae!!

SassyFemme said...

You know, I'm adopted, too. But, when I did the ancestry question I did it based on my adoptive parents. That's my family to me, I never even gave a thought to my birth parents.

It's hard work keeping the weight off sometimes, I still get tempted by lots of crap, then I look at my clothes and know I'd rather stay small. Actually I'd diet more if Fran would let me, but she pitched a hissy fit the last time she saw what size I was buying.

Val said...

Nice job... WAY too long for me to do, and my answers wouldn't be all that interesting.

the only daughter said...

I love, love, love, (and this shameless display aside, I don't throw that around loosy goosey)your answers. Go You!

You too, are an inspiration. :)