Friday, October 20, 2006

IT WAS HELL

OKAY, I'M TAKING ELIZABETH'S SUGGESTION ABOUT MAKING THE BACKGROUND WHITE SINCE THIS DAMN PRINT IS SO SMALL!  

LET ME KNOW IF IT HELPS.

I'M THINKING ABOUT CHANGING TO MAC.COM & USING THEIR BLOGGING.

I DONT LIKE THE SMALL PRINTING THAT BLOGGER.COM OFFERS.

ANY SUGGESTIONS ON OTHER BLOGGING SITES?



NOW...

I'VE BEEN GOING THRU SUPERVISOR/COMPANY NIGHTMARES FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS.

HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECIDED ALL FLIGHT ATTENDANTS HAVE TO HAVE PASSPORTS BY OCT 1.

I NEVER NEEDED MINE SINCE I FLEW DOMESTIC, BUT NOW THAT IS CHANGING.

I GOT A UPS (HAD TO SIGN FOR IT) NOTICE FROM THE COMPANY SUPERVISOR THAT I AM UP FOR TERMNATION SINCE I MISSED THE DEADLINE.  (CALLING IT INSUBORDINATION)

I CALLED HER & EXPLAINED THAT I WAS TRYING TO GET A BIRTH CERTIFICATE, BUT WAS HAVING A AHRD TIME BECAUSE I WAS ADOPTED & BUFFALO DID NOT HAVE IT IN MY ADOPTED NAME, ONLY MY BORTH NAME WHICH THEY COULDN'T SEND ME SINCE I HAD NO I.D. IN THAT NAME.

I TALKED TO ALBANY...HAD TO SEND OFF THRU THE SAME COMPANY THAT HAD FAILED TO GET IT IN BUFFALO.

THAT TOO ENDED UP IN NOT FINDING MY NAME.

THEY THEN SAID CALL CLEVELAND  (WHERE I WAS ADOPTED)

CLEVELAND  SAID I'D HAVE TO FAX I.D. WITH PICTURE WHICH I DID.

WHEN  I CALLED TO MAKE SURE THEY GOT THE FAX, THEY TELL ME THEY FOUND MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE IN COLUMBUS, THE STATE CAPITAL.

I CALLED THERE, THEY SAID I HAD TO SEND OFF FOR IT THRU THE SAME DAMN STUPID PEOPLE THAT SEARCHED THRU BUFFALO & ALBANY...

FINE.  BUT MEANWHILE I HAD TO GO OUT ON YET ANOTHER TRIP.

MEANWHILE MY STUPEVISOR CALLED & SAID ANOTHER F.A. JUST GOT HER PASSPORT BY GOING TO THE NYC OFFICE & PRESENTING HER EXPIRED PASSPORT.

WHEN I ASKED HER IF THAT FA'S PASSPORT WAS 30 YEARS OLD LIKE MINE (WHICH IS WHY THE SCRAMBLE TO GET MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE, I WAS TOLD AT THE POST OFFICE THAT MY OLD PASSPORT WAS WAY TOO OLD TO BE ACCEPTED TO RENEW WITH) SHE SAID "I DON'T THINK THAT FA IS EVEN 30 YRS OLD, HERSELF."

GREAT.

WELL I MADE AN APPOINTMENT AT THE NYC PASSPORT OFFICE FOR WHEN I RETURNED FOR MY FLIGHT.

I SPENT ALL DAY THERE YESTERDAY JUST WAITING.

I PRAYED.

I FINALLY GOT UP TO A WINDOW & WAS TOLD TO COME BACK AT THE CLOSE OF DAY TO PICK UP A NEW PASSPORT, THEY DID ACCEPT MY OLD ONE, THE NICE LADY LOOKING UP & ASKING HOW OLD  W E R E  YOU IN THIS LAST PICTURE????

WHEN I FINALLY GOT AN HONEST TO GOD, BRAND NEW PASSPORT IN MY GRUBBY LITTLE PAWS, I CALLED MY DAMN SUPERVISOR & LEFT A MESSAGE TO LET ME KNOW IF SHE WANTED ME TO FAX A COPY OF IT TO HER.....

I HAVE NOT YET HEARD BACK FROM IT, I MEAN HER.

THIS IS ALL VERY BORING.

BUT I'M SURE I DON'T HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY THAT I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLEEP FOR 2 WEEKS, JUST TOSSING & TURNING & FRETTING & TOTALLY FREAKING THAT I WOULD BE FIRED AFTER 38 (THIRTY FUCKING EIGHT) DAMN MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SONOFABITCH ASSWIPE DUMBSHIT YEARS OF TOILING MY EXHAUSTED BUTT OFF FOR THIS CRAPOLA OF A COMPANY - JUST LIKE THAT.

IT WAS HELL.

GUESS THEY'LL HAVE TO TRY & FIND SOME OTHER IDIOTIC ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKING REASON TO GET RID OF ME.

WHICH I'M SURE REALLY WOULDN'T BE ALL THAT HARD TO THOSE FUCKFACE DICKWADS.

BUT FOR NOW,

I STILL HAVE A JOB.

AT LEAST I THINK I DO.

4 comments:

sassyfemmect said...

What a freakin' nightmare to get a passport!  Love all those cusswords you threw in, think you outdid my post awhile back with all the fucks in it!  LOL.  FYI, you can customize blogger templates, and I'm 99% sure you can set the font size on it. Of course that doesn't mean shit on nights like this when it's not working.  Grrr.

nfluxus said...

I know you don't think it helps but the white background really does make it easier to read your blog. Thanks for changing it.

Big companies are souless. They'd actually fire you after 38 years because you couldn't get your passport in time? That is some fucking ill shit. Glad you still have a job though.

~elizabeth

dghtronly said...

I vote for the white-it does help (me anyway).

What an absolutely lousy thing to send you through, that's just positively horrible. I wish I could say i was surprised-but I've heard enough corporate conglomerate horror stories-to not be shocked at all. But stil..it sucks huge wads.

Glad it's solved for now.

theonlydaughter.

jabz1965 said...

Kmae,

That is the BULLSHIT of BULLSHIT! And what crap to go through when you could have gone to NYC office to begin with.....but no asswipe is going to tell you that. God, no wonder people go postal! After 38 years, that is such bullSHIT. What do you get after that long...certainly not any respect. But you do get it from ME.

Hang  in there!
J